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Old 09-26-2004, 07:18 PM
wallyg8tor
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Default The Ladies Man

Last week I delivered a load of shingles to a contractor who as building condos in Big Sky Montana. While I was rolling up tarps, I noticed two nice classy women jogging along, so I wanted to impress them with my good looking working class charm. So I decided, I would show them a brute act of lifting my rolled up tarp onto the flatbed without the aid of the forklift.

So I donned my leather gloves and grabbed ahold of the tarp. I arched my back and heaved it up to the deck but my synchronization was a bit off and the tarp slipped. On it's way to the ground, the yhook from the bunjee cord holding it rolled up caught the crotch of my pants and proceeded to rip my wranglers from the crotch to my knee. Of course I was wearing the silk spongue bob square pants boxer shorts my 8 y.o. daughter got me for my b'day. So here I was watching two classy joggers whispering and giggling as sponge bob looked on as well. Not sure which was more embarrsed me or sponge bob. He managed to stay yellow though I turned red, so I guess I'm the winner on redness!

My time is running out on this machine and out of quarters, so I'll spare you another story until next time, until them I'm here in the mile high waiting for tommorrow to head to the sticker patch!

TN, didn't find you to say goodbye, but good to meet you and I'm at the same place two or three days a week loading for here or there so when I see your truck, I'll give you a shout.
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Old 09-26-2004, 07:52 PM
tonawandaladyhawk
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Default LOL

Hey I think that those Sponge Bob Boxers are sexy.........LOL.
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Old 09-26-2004, 08:02 PM
tndriver
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Default Wally

I looked for you before I left, but figured you left for your truck.
It was very nice meeting with you even though it was just by chance...

You know I made it as far as the Fly J 7 miles away, only to end up taking ANOTHER nap... slept until 4:30 this afternoon, sigh... By Tuesday, I'll be so fired up and rested... I'll have that helicoptor in Tx faster than if they were to have flown it themselves.. LOL

Spounge pants Bob huh....??? Ain't going there... LOL
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Old 09-26-2004, 08:43 PM
tonawandaladyhawk
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Ok fess up now, how many other men wear cuteboxers.......hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....lol
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:23 PM
everglades
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Default where's Bad Medicine?

Wow, now thats a story ole Bad Medicine could really comment on. So com'on Bad where you at??? Get those meat hooks on out and go to town girl!
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:33 PM
angeleyes31
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Default Wally

That is just too cute for words!! LOL. At least it was Sponge Bob, and that must be what females buy men as I did the same thing last Christmas and bought a male some Sponge Bob boxers. He is cute as a button! LOL
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Old 09-28-2004, 10:05 PM
dragonatrix
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could of been worse

I mean atleast your boxers stayed up =)
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Old 09-29-2004, 07:37 AM
crusinangel
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Default LMAO!!!

A GREEN G8Tor turnin' RED wearin' YELLOW Sponge Bob Square Pants on his WHITE butt!!!!!! LMAO!!!

Musta been a sight to see for sure!

Hey G8Tor! Can I borrow you next time I have a super load to move? Your COLORFUL presence will sure help make things more......VISIBLE!!LMAO ();-)

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Old 11-02-2004, 12:38 PM
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Default sponge bob???

Oh Lord when did I ever think that this place would regress to discussing a ***** as a three dollar bill sponge and his underware???
 

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