what in the world

Hey my sisters....I am a single woman looking for a mate, right! I met someone online. We talked several times and met in person. This is how one of the conversations went...

On the phone:

me: I am not looking to jump into a relationship, i want to take things slow. I want to get to know you.

Him: Yah me too.
Me: Im not going to sleep with you.
Him: Thats ok i can wait.

In person:
me: your nice.
Him: your beautiful
me: im not sleeping with you.
him: thats ok, i can wait.
Him: can i see you tomorrow?
me: no, im busy

2 hours later on the internet:
him: I thought about it and decided you are taking it too slow for me. I want someone who is not afraid of a relationship. You are beautiful but im not willing to wait.

me: next please! LMAO

This is really amazing how men will try to get you in bed. The internet dating thing is not for me! LOL Hey all my twisted sisters out there, learn from the above conversation! Im sure most of you have had a similar one yourselves lol.....I want to hear about it, i could always use a good laugh!!!! Hope that put a smile on someones face!! My life is full of funny @#$*!!!!!!!!!! I have missed yall!!!!! Whos next? LMAO

Happens the other way around also...Believe me i have met quite a few bimbos and golddigging hustlers myself the past ten years.....

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The latest wacko I met online messed up with me right away.
When I answered the phone I told him to hold on, that I had a toothbrush in my hand. The perv told me to stick it between my legs & keep on talking. GROSS!!!!!!
I am so glad that I am only looking for friendship! The pervs on the internet are looking for a free lay & they don't even mind if a person has a sexually transmitted disease!! They never even think about diseases, or if the female is of legal age, or their wives either!
I am disguisted that so much sinful behavior is going on now. It is hard to find clean, sane men anymore because women are so perverted. The men expect to get what they want, no matter how creepy they are! The world has gone crazy because so many subdog female putouts can be so easily found!
If you find a good man, hold on to him with all of your heart!
Good luck, Ladies!

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...to say the least. I am the eternal optimist~just have to be careful, and certainly don't believe EVERYTHING said. Problem is we all hear what we want to hear, then when we suddenly realize we are hearing something that doesn't exsist, we are stunned. How the heck did life, friendship and love get so messed up????????????? If you have the answer to that, let me know!

Male or female behaving as mentioned: I have only 2 words to say........

GATOR BAIT!!!!!!!!!


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This is becoming such the norm, that it isn't even funny anymore! The thing is that when you meet a person online, they can be anything they want behind that computer screen. It is so easy for them to make up the "perfect" man or woman that they know you want to hear about. However in person, they become a totally diffent person. It is like you were talking to a stranger all those times.

I personally met my husband online in a chat room, and that has been 5 yrs. ago now. However, he too played those same games that so many do, only I didn't realize it until after we said the "I Do's." I really wished I would have done things alot differently on that one now too, but make the best of it. However, I swear if I am ever in the possition to date again, it certainly will not be online. He is going to have to do his talking face to face...lol I want to be able to look into his eyes to find out if he is lying or not...lol

And StillNoDate...those gators are going to get awefully fat if we feed them that much! lol

OK, and now some more quotes that you can use on the next guy/girl that pulls this ****... (I know you love my quote collection moonlitelover)

-Only little boys who call themselves men, say I love you, and don't mean it.

-Men are not pigs. Pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.

-I don't care what you think of me, cause it can't be half as bad as what I think of you!

-I'm convincing myself, yes I'll find someone new, I won't be alone, and I won't be with you. You're waiting for me, to crawl back to your side, but no...not this time, I'm keeping my pride. So goodbye forever, I'll be on my way, It's gonna take time, but I'll be okay.

-I had a dream that I still loved you. I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!

-Guys are players...and that's a fact...Don't fall in love...just play 'em back!

-Basically don't stress me. You can't impress me. I ain't a tease. I'm just a reminder of what you can't please!

-Call me anytime, I won't be home.

-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

-You had better take some sleeping pills baby, 'cause the only place you'll get me is in your dreams.

-People are to be loved...things are to be used.

-I don't come with dice, so don't play me!

-Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl.

-You know I wish you wouldn't lie to me, but some wishes don't come true!

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

-I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have.

LOL...OK, hopefully you got at least one chuckle out of those, and maybe even some possible ammo for future use! :)

You are the best!!! I can always count on you to make me laugh! As a matter of fact everyone on here has made me giggle atleast a little! Yall are great and show, good luck with your new wife...i think thats wonderful!

Thanks for those great poems & WISE proverbs! hee hee hee hee!
I did not met my first Wacko on the internet, but I went on the internet to try to understand him & get validation of what I knew were crazy lies.
WOW, was I a shocked old lady when I found out about the the zillions of frustrated, horney, insane, lying, perverts on the internet!
Yep, prostate cancer & cervical cancer are both caused by viruses, so be careful out there - & that is NOT funny!