Lot Lizzard Directory I need your help?

[purrfectkitty]

Ladies and Gentlemen I need your help? I am writing a book and yes it's all about our favorite pets or pests (however you may refer to them) the illusive lot lizzard. I need a list of truck stops, rest areas any where you may have encountered them post them in your replies. To date I have employed and interviewed two girls for my tell all book. This book is meant to enlighten everybody on THE oldest profession in the world. I have learned so much and have found myself to be less judgmental about these women. You can expect the good as well as the bad to be included between the pages and if I find your personal story to be of particular interest I may ask you to sit for an interview. Who knows you could have star value. So I need your help? Lets set the record straight. In advance, Thanks!
Kitten

[lady_j499]

Originally Posted by purrfectkitty

Ladies and Gentlemen I need your help? I am writing a book and yes it's all about our favorite pets or pests (however you may refer to them) the illusive lot lizzard. I need a list of truck stops, rest areas any where you may have encountered them post them in your replies. To date I have employed and interviewed two girls for my tell all book. This book is meant to enlighten everybody on THE oldest profession in the world. I have learned so much and have found myself to be less judgmental about these women. You can expect the good as well as the bad to be included between the pages and if I find your personal story to be of particular interest I may ask you to sit for an interview. Who knows you could have star value. So I need your help? Lets set the record straight. In advance, Thanks!
Kitten

REST ASSURED THERE IS NO SUCH PLACES WHEN U COME HOME EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! Sweetie you need something better to write about! U ever study Egyptian Pyramids? Now that would be a far better book to read!

Lady_J

[driver777]

The Loves and TA on Whitaker street in Amarillo TX along I-40 have the most of them. Not that I have ever utilized their services since I do not want my d*ck to fall off from various stds.

Also there is a little truck stop/gas station right in Detroit MI that has the night walkers harrassing the truckers.

Hope that helps your book.

[hard2handle]

you may wish to try the truck stops in Ontario,Ca. & Fontana,Ca.

[thippy]

You can go just about anywhere you see any more than a couple trucks parked in one spot. It's an epidemic! Lot lizards have infested the entire USA! I for one am glad I am off the road and am able to get a good nights sleep for once without getting woken up 6 times a night asking if I want company.

[snitrainer]

I have been on the road for five years, and I have been woken up maybe 5 times in those five years.... and for the most part, its been two different locations... The Pilot in Birmingham AL, and the Petro in Little Rock AR, other than that there are more people beating on my door asking for food!

[gruff]

purrfectkitty:

"the illusive lot lizzard"

If you were a writer, you would know the word is elusive. Illusive. Gads.

[icantlogin]

Sorry purrfect, Gruff is correct as usual and a real writer would know that there is one only "Z" in lizard... Drivers know that because there is only one "z" on the little stickers we put on the trucks to fake our wives out.

[walstib]

If you post a location, if you could post the prices I think that would help out too!

On a serious note, would placing a lil sign on your window saying 'HAPPILY MARRIED AND NOT LOOKING FOR A DATE' work?

[therion]

So gross. Or when one with no teeth old enough to be your grandmother asks you if you want some. I think I am going to vomit...